News, but not the serious kind
Hot space goddesses invade!
Blog Guy, is it true that New York City has been invaded by Amazonian Queens from another planet?
Yes. We have photos of them. It appears they have never seen Earthlings before.
How tall are they?
About nine feet, wearing 10-inch stilettos.
Gosh, what’s your take on them?
I’m afraid. Very afraid. Sure, judging from the photos they seem easily amused, but they are capable of hiding their deeper thoughts behind vapid facades.
Rumors are spreading rapidly that they plan to take 100 human males back to their planet to breed with them.
Yikes! That must be causing mass panic and chaos in New York!
For sure. The line for volunteers already goes from Times Square up to The Bronx, and it’s expected to reach Boston by tonight.
Above: A tourist poses next to Victoria’s Secret models following their appearance in New York’s Times Square to celebrate the return of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to New York, November 18, 2009.
Middle: Victoria’s Secret models Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (L) and Izabel Goulart (R) pose in Times Square.
Below: Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsoloo poses in Times Square.
REUTERS photos by Brendan McDermid