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You all know me, I’m not a judgmental kind of guy. But on some rare occasions I DO form strong opinions, and gosh darn it, if I’m not careful I’m afraid I’ll go after somebody with this pickle fork I’m holding.
What do I see on our photo file? Levi Johnston at TWO glitzy Los Angeles galas in one evening, including the GQ magazine “Men of the Year” party.
In one of the photos, he’s shown with his “bodyguard.” I am not making this up.
I won’t bother telling you who this guy is – if you’ve been awake at some point over the past 18 months you already know – but cripes! Men of the year? Levi Johnston?
I can only presume, then, that former presidential candidate John Edwards, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Lenny and Squiggy and Ratso Rizzo, all equally deserving, were not available?
Hey look, Levi, you ever seen a pickle fork? Say, what time does your bodyguard go home?
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Combo, clockwise: Levi Johnston (R), who fathered a child with Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin,is escorted by his bodyguard at US Weekly party in West Hollywood, November 18, 2009. REUTERS/Fred Prouser
Former candidate John Edwards in a 2008 file photo. REUTERS/Jeff HAYNES
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford wipes his eyes as he speaks to the media and admits to an extramarital affair, in Columbia, South Carolina, June 24, 2009. REUTERS/Erik Campos
Lenny and Squiggy, “Laverne and Shirley” publicity shot
Lower right: Levi Johnston at the 14th annual GQ magazine “Men of the Year” party in Los Angeles, November 18, 2009. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Lower left: Ratso Rizzo, “Midnight Cowboy” publicity shot
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Can I assume from the facts that Johnson’s Johnson was impaling, hence in consideration for Man of the Year? Is that too many Johnsons?
Robert, I am afraid I disagree with you on this one. A guy who has the enormous ability from being an unknown loser nobody to being an internationally known loser somebody deserves to be recognised publicly for that uncanny ability!
sorry, I think I have to rephrase that…”… who’s gone from being an unknown loser nobody to being an internationally known loser nobody, and did so only through having stupidly unprotected sex …”
Will I be judge harshly if I admit that I don’t know who he is?
Yes…
Well, Little Miss Random, I would describe who he is to you, but the language I would use would be unpleasant and might not be acceptable on this web site.
Oh wait, I figured it out by the tags ‘Sarah Palin’ and ‘Stupid’.
Aha!! Stupid strikes again!!!
Don’t mess with Levi. His bodyguard will get upset, have a heart attack, and fall on you.