Kids, who wants to swing the cleaver?
Blog Guy, I’m looking to hire an entertainer for my daughter’s fourth birthday party. Can you recommend somebody who makes balloon animals? I want the very best.
Sure. I’d go for this guy in China. Look how good he is.
Uh, I think that’s his famous Yellow Earthworm with Green Scales.”
Blog Guy, you’re a dolt. That man is a chef. He’s cutting cucumbers with a sharp cleaver on a balloon, to show his technique.
Whatever. So are you going to hire him for the party?
You’re deranged, Blog Guy. Why would I bring a man with a razor-sharp cleaver to a party for small children?
Well, it’s my understanding the Birthday Girl gets to eat the cucumbers.
A chef cuts a cucumber on a balloon to show his skills during a cooking competition in Hefei, Anhui province November 20, 2009. REUTERS/Jianan Yu