Kids, who wants to swing the cleaver?

November 22, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m looking to hire an entertainer for my daughter’s fourth birthday party. Can you recommend somebody who makes balloon animals? I want the very best.

Sure. I’d go for this guy in China. Look how good he is.

What the hell is he making there?

Uh, I think that’s his famous Yellow Earthworm with Green Scales.”

Blog Guy, you’re a dolt. That man is a chef. He’s cutting cucumbers with a sharp cleaver on a balloon, to show his technique.

Whatever. So are you going to hire him for the party?

You’re deranged, Blog Guy. Why would I bring a man with a razor-sharp cleaver to a party for small children?

Well, it’s my understanding the Birthday Girl gets to eat the cucumbers.

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A chef cuts a cucumber on a balloon to show his skills during a cooking competition in Hefei, Anhui province November 20, 2009. REUTERS/Jianan Yu

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So birthday girl gets to join the ranks of the PTSDs for having to watch the violent vivisection of an innocent cucumber AND being cheated out of her bithday cake?

Posted by gwmc | Report as abusive

I thought he would be a rather interesting guest to my own daughter’s birthday party by the time she turns 13 and I want to send a clear message to all her admirers…

Posted by M | Report as abusive

Actually that’s a condom made for Yao Ming. They are testing its durability.

Posted by some guy | Report as abusive

Some guy.. that is a pretty big condom… even for Yao Ming… ;)

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