News, but not the serious kind
Kids, who wants to swing the cleaver?
Blog Guy, I’m looking to hire an entertainer for my daughter’s fourth birthday party. Can you recommend somebody who makes balloon animals? I want the very best.
Sure. I’d go for this guy in China. Look how good he is.
Uh, I think that’s his famous Yellow Earthworm with Green Scales.”
Blog Guy, you’re a dolt. That man is a chef. He’s cutting cucumbers with a sharp cleaver on a balloon, to show his technique.
Whatever. So are you going to hire him for the party?
You’re deranged, Blog Guy. Why would I bring a man with a razor-sharp cleaver to a party for small children?
Well, it’s my understanding the Birthday Girl gets to eat the cucumbers.
A chef cuts a cucumber on a balloon to show his skills during a cooking competition in Hefei, Anhui province November 20, 2009. REUTERS/Jianan Yu