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Blog Guy, I’m looking to hire an entertainer for my daughter’s fourth birthday party. Can you recommend somebody who makes balloon animals? I want the very best.
Sure. I’d go for this guy in China. Look how good he is.
What the hell is he making there?
Uh, I think that’s his famous Yellow Earthworm with Green Scales.”
Blog Guy, you’re a dolt. That man is a chef. He’s cutting cucumbers with a sharp cleaver on a balloon, to show his technique.
Whatever. So are you going to hire him for the party?
You’re deranged, Blog Guy. Why would I bring a man with a razor-sharp cleaver to a party for small children?
Well, it’s my understanding the Birthday Girl gets to eat the cucumbers.
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A chef cuts a cucumber on a balloon to show his skills during a cooking competition in Hefei, Anhui province November 20, 2009. REUTERS/Jianan Yu
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So birthday girl gets to join the ranks of the PTSDs for having to watch the violent vivisection of an innocent cucumber AND being cheated out of her bithday cake?
I thought he would be a rather interesting guest to my own daughter’s birthday party by the time she turns 13 and I want to send a clear message to all her admirers…
Actually that’s a condom made for Yao Ming. They are testing its durability.
Some guy.. that is a pretty big condom… even for Yao Ming…