News, but not the serious kind
Hottest new gift gadget for guys this season…
Blog Guy, I need Christmas gift shopping advice for my boyfriend. I want something really special. Help!
How about a new Beamer?
No, he already drives a Lexus and loves it.
Not a Bemer, a BEAMER! The hot new gadget this season is the Bikini Beamer 3000, which beams bikini-clad models right to his bachelor pad, in minutes.
Sure. I think it would be pretty sick to beam in dead ones.
Gosh, I think my boyfriend would really like one of those. Bikini Beamer 3000, huh? Is it sold under any other name?
Well, since the photo caption says this model’s name is Virginia Labrador, I suppose it might also be called a…
No! Don’t go there, Blog Guy! Please!
A Labrador Retriever….
Virginia Labrador as a contestant in the Miss Sevilla pageant, poses during a presentation in the Andalusian capital of Seville, Spain, November 17, 2009. REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo