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Hey, look at the balconies on those chicks!
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Blog Guy, I’m back again. It’s me, the aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.
How do you keep finding me? I’ve had my death notice put in several newspapers!
DNA doesn’t lie. Anyhow, I was assigned to shoot a beauty pageant in Spain, and I wanted you to critique my photo.
Hmmmm. The pageant was in Spain, but where were you?
Morocco. I used a very long lens.
Here’s a tip. It works better if you’re in the same country as the contestants. All I see here is a building with some balconies, with shrubbery on the ground floor.
Those are the women! In swimsuits. Between the shrubs.
Let me ask a question. Why didn’t you get back even further away from the women?
Because then I would have been in Algeria. That would be stupid!
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Contestants in the Miss Sevilla pageant pose during a presentation in the Andalusian capital of Seville November 17, 2009. REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo
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Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I think Basler is out to make the guys beg for more “propah” shots…
Well Shra, it’s working. Balconies? I can’t even see any porches. C’mon BG, I just know you can get 10 readers if you do the right thing!
My last dose was just wearing off and then I had to read this?
Bob, make the next one a chcolate cream filled with Xanax sprinkles.
It’s still too tight as the feet have been cropped off
Could I have a bluberry muffin with a Prozac center??