Hey, look at the balconies on those chicks!
Blog Guy, I’m back again. It’s me, the aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.
How do you keep finding me? I’ve had my death notice put in several newspapers!
DNA doesn’t lie. Anyhow, I was assigned to shoot a beauty pageant in Spain, and I wanted you to critique my photo.
Hmmmm. The pageant was in Spain, but where were you?
Morocco. I used a very long lens.
Here’s a tip. It works better if you’re in the same country as the contestants. All I see here is a building with some balconies, with shrubbery on the ground floor.
Those are the women! In swimsuits. Between the shrubs.
Let me ask a question. Why didn’t you get back even further away from the women?
Because then I would have been in Algeria. That would be stupid!
Contestants in the Miss Sevilla pageant pose during a presentation in the Andalusian capital of Seville November 17, 2009. REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo