Later on, we’ll conspire…
Blog Guy, thanks to your readers, by now most people are aware of a major plot involving prominent people like Brad Pitt, Jake LaMotta, Madonna, Salma Hayek…
Members of their secret society identify themselves to each other by wearing distinctive white hats, as you have shown repeatedly.
Now, the blogosphere is ablaze with rumors that you’ve uncovered a major new twist in the conspiracy.
Yes, I’m writing this from an undisclosed location, and I’m in great danger, but the truth needs to get out.
Have a look at these photos from Queen Elizabeth’s recent visit to Bermuda. It’s a regular white hat orgy!
At this rate, look for Jake LaMotta to show up at Buckingham Palace any day now.
This is very interesting. Blog Guy, not long ago you yourself were making fun of people who believe in conspiracy theories, calling them nutjobs.
That was before I learned this one really exists. I must be sane or I wouldn’t have a blog, would I? Plus, this could be my only chance to meet Salma Hayek.
Middle: Prince Philip. REUTERS/Hans Deryk
Combo top: Actress Salma Hayek, REUTERS/Asmaa Waguih
Combo bottom: Tibet’s exiled spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, REUTERS/ Pool