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Who WAS that masked man?

Nov 30, 2009 07:49 EST

Dammit Johnson, you call yourself a NEWS photographer? I send you out to shoot a government official at a press conference, and THIS is what  you come back with? Half his face is missing!

Sorry Boss, but there are problems with his mouth…

Oh? He doesn’t have one?

Yes, he has one, but I believe his lips are covered in giant cold sores, and he has a purple rash all over his chin, and, uh, most of his teeth are either missing or rotten, and his gums…

I’m not INTERESTED in  the man’s oral problems, Johnson! So this is the only photo you got of his face?

No, of course not, Boss. I got this one on the left, too…

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Ireland’s Minister for Justice Dermot Ahern addresses the media in Dublin, November 26, 2009. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton

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Isn’t that Wilson from ‘Home Improvement’?

Posted by Brent | Report as abusive
 

He forgot to brush… and remembered he had some real foul stuff the night before… and its still in there…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

UH OH! It looks like Justice Ahern used too much Dentur-Grip and got his hand stuck to his face, again.

Posted by some guy | Report as abusive
 

[...] Dammit Johnson, we’ll make a photojournalist out of you yet! You finally did something right! [...]

 

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