Want more potato chips, Marilyn?
Blog Guy, I have 53 seconds to squander on something really, really stupid. Can you help me out here?
You don’t understand, Blog Guy. This has to be something SO stupid that when I’m on my death bed, I’ll BEG to have those 53 seconds back! At least this clip is in color, right?
Yeah. The color yellow.
Is she naked?
Oh. Well I mean, surely it’s at least interesting to hear her talk between tokes, right?
It might have been, but this is silent footage.
Then I’ll pass.
I’m sorry, but our exchange has already taken up your 53 seconds. Your last words will now be, “BACK IN 2009 I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED MARILYN MONROE APPARENTLY SMOKING MARI…..”