A spike in designer sales?

December 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I need some dating fashion advice.

I’m a normal young woman, and I often find that on a first date with a guy I meet online, he only has one thing on his mind, if you catch my drift.

What I’m looking for is an outfit to wear that is attractive and shows I’m fun, but also sends the message that we should take it slow, if you catch my drift.

Sure. Have  you considered a burqa, if you catch my drift?

Too extreme. It’s okay for the merchandise to be visible, I just want it in a locked showcase.

Ah. Then check out this creation that was shown during Jakarta Fashion Week. It asks the subtle question, “Are you a bleeder? Well are you?”

I love it! It’s perfect! Can we take this off-line, so you can send me some more information on it?

What else do you need to know?

Oh, like how to sharpen those spikes, and what sort of paralyzing nerve agent I could dip them in?

Yikes. Wait a minute. You’re not “Cynthia from Tampa” by any chance, are you?

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A model presents a creation by Indonesian designer Adrian during Jakarta Fashion Week November 17, 2009. REUTERS/Mahendra L Aji

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It is obviously an homage to the evil queen from Red SonjaI only know this because it was free on instant netflix, so stop judging me

Posted by Tina | Report as abusive

I’d say she has intimacy issues….

Posted by justK | Report as abusive

I’d say she’d get along perfectly well with that spikey mutant from X-Men…

Posted by 1M1 | Report as abusive

I believe the outfit is inside out.

Can you believe the name “Bill” was already taken????
And Catherine Zeta-Jones was too long???
And K. West was inadmissable???

Can I change my name???

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive

Why did you use Roger Ebert’s photo?

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive

I have the same outfit in red.

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

Blog Guy, missed ya fashion tidbits, although I am sure I cant handle “creativity” anymore…
Bill.. so, you were all those people????????? shocking!
LMR, where exactly did you wear this outfit of yours?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Yes, Shra. You see, I also have an addiction….
And, LMR obviously wore her red outfit to Girls Night Out in Mt. Isa…

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive

This Dungeons and Dragons rave I went to in Mt Isa…

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

And did you use red contact lenses to match your outfit?
The dragon kinda… :P

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

See!!! We knew you were into D&D.

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive

Are you sure you’re not thinking about S&M Bill?

Not that it matters, pota(y)to, pota(h)to…

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

Sure, I was thinking about S&M, but we were discussing you…..

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

Focus Erin Marie, focus.

Posted by ZetaJones | Report as abusive

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