News, but not the serious kind
Gosh, I thought she’d look happier….
Folks, this is our last logistics check before the gala premiere of our movie in London’s elegant Leicester Square, just minutes from now.
We’ve got HUGE superstars coming for this thing, and they need to be pampered!
Lamar, what’s the status of the stretch limousines? Who’s already arrived?
Daniel Day-Lewis, check. Nicole Kidman, check. Penélope Cruz, check.
And what about Kate Hudson?
WHAT? You didn’t send a stretch limo for Ms. Hudson? You thought she wouldn’t mind taking a bus and then WALKING the last six blocks because she’s so NICE?
Are you out of your fricking MIND, Lamar?
This is a disaster. Our heads are gonna roll. Let’s just hope and pray she wore a short dress and tennis shoes….
Actress Kate Hudson arrives for the world premiere of “Nine” at Leicester Square in London December 3, 2009. REUTERS/Kevin Coombs