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December 4, 2009

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Boy, talk about your big coups! We at Acme Films expect the runaway blockbuster of 2010 to be our “Jurassic Park IV: Raptors Meet the Death Panels of Doom.”

But the really big news is, we’ve done a deal to have the entire Obama family appear!

We’ve got acting coaches working with them and they’re coming along nicely. Here is a still from the scene in which they spot the velociraptors coming up the walkway toward the White House.

The Obamas are horrified, of course, because the raptors got right through security by claiming to be party guests…

Far-fetched? Perhaps, but we’re story-tellers…. It’s what we do.

Next up, the scene where the raptors eat Bo, the Obama dog. Don’t worry, it’s just a stunt puppy!

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U.S. President Barack  Obama (L) reacts beside daughters Malia (2nd L) and Sasha and first lady Michelle Obama (R) as they light the National Christmas Tree on the Ellipse in Washington December 3, 2009.  REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

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Comments

What do you mean Blagejovich got through Security again?

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive
 

What I can’t believe is how the entire Reuters site has gone totally into the crapper. This POS navigates like a 3 year old wrote the code.

Posted by gwmc | Report as abusive
 

Since you mention it, as an Australian it makes me cringe to see the “alleged” President of the United States (has anyone seen that birth certificate yet?) kowtow to foreign heads of state.
I cannot envisage any other “President” in history so doing.
You Yanks must be so embarrassed – especially those who voted for him.
In sympathy for a once great nation.

Posted by onkos1 | Report as abusive
 

Michelle Obama doesnt look horrified to me… but then again, havent taken my meds for a week.. so… maybe I should…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Please not to criticize the First Family.

Please to remember that the Muslim First Family has never seen a Christmas tree ignited in the dark previously.

Thank you muchly.

Posted by VodKnockers | Report as abusive
 

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