Now act REAL scared, Mr. President!
Boy, talk about your big coups! We at Acme Films expect the runaway blockbuster of 2010 to be our “Jurassic Park IV: Raptors Meet the Death Panels of Doom.”
But the really big news is, we’ve done a deal to have the entire Obama family appear!
We’ve got acting coaches working with them and they’re coming along nicely. Here is a still from the scene in which they spot the velociraptors coming up the walkway toward the White House.
The Obamas are horrified, of course, because the raptors got right through security by claiming to be party guests…
Far-fetched? Perhaps, but we’re story-tellers…. It’s what we do.
Next up, the scene where the raptors eat Bo, the Obama dog. Don’t worry, it’s just a stunt puppy!
U.S. President Barack Obama (L) reacts beside daughters Malia (2nd L) and Sasha and first lady Michelle Obama (R) as they light the National Christmas Tree on the Ellipse in Washington December 3, 2009. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque