News, but not the serious kind
Thanks for joining, even if you didn’t mean to!
Bob, you certainly seem to be in a good mood this morning. What’s up?
Wow, congratulations! What do you think appeals to people most about your blog?
Oh, I think these are mostly folks who joined by accident, thinking they were ordering cheap medication or online lunch meat or something, but still, here they are.
So did you celebrate?
Did I! We had a gala event with you know, Lady Gaga, Queen Elizabeth, Bobby De Niro, Bruce Springsteen…. They’re all members of my network.
Stop it, Blog Guy! Those photos are from other celebrations, not yours. You don’t know Lady Gaga and she doesn’t know you. Get over yourself…..
Oh. Well I think maybe that guy in the photo below, he might be a member.
Okay, I’ll give you that one, if you don’t mind him taking his hand out of there and going to your blog.
Of course I don’t mind. The same rules apply to all readers. You’re welcome here anytime, as long as you wash first.
Combo left: Britain’s Queen Elizabeth meets American singer Lady Gaga following the Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool, December 7, 2009. REUTERS/Leon Neal/Pool
Combo: center: Rock star Bruce Springsteen a 2009 Kennedy Center Honoree , wears his award as he arrives on the red carpet of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, for the evening’s gala, in Washington, December 6, 2009. REUTERS/Mike Theiler
Combo right: Actor Robert De Niro, a 2009 Kennedy Center Honoree, arrives for the gala event. REUTERS/Mike Theiler
Below: Dr Thomas Hildebrandt (R) of Berlin’s Institute for Biology and Wildlife Research, cleans the rectum of Jamilah, a 29-year-old female elephant, before conducting a four-dimensional ultrasound examination on her at the Night Safari in Singapore, in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Tim Chong