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Bob, it’s me. Your boss. Remember we discussed increasing traffic to your blog? Huh?
Sure, Boss. I’m supposed to blog on Saturdays and Sundays too, 365 days a year, and never take a day off because “days off are for losers,” right?
Yes, but we also discussed targeting content to your key audience. Our demographic research shows your readers are very interested in two things: sexy chicks and cheese.
That’s it? Not bullfighting or goofy faces or travel or dumb outfits?
No. Just chicks and cheese. So go out and find some gorgeous models and some tasty-looking cheese, and do a video clip for your blog so it can go viral.
But remember, this is a classy blog, so try to make it seem educational. You know, about French cheese or something. Get a reporter to narrate it.
You got it, Boss. Which reporter?
You mean they have names? Just do it, Bob!
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If anyone hears about a massive marshmallow explosion…it wasn’t me.
Meanwhile back in lala land…E is having cheese on toast for dinner tonight.
RB, you are soooo not good for the diet right now! Marshmallows then cheese…what next?
E.
Bree eating Brie.
So very nearly an adult movie …
what’s better than hot chicks and cheese
a hot chick eating cheese
Ok… the boys have had their pin up girls.. fair enough…
Now, where are our wood splitting macho men… come on Bob, you have to be fair here…
There’s only one thing to be said about this post, but I already said it about a previous post, and I don’t want to repeat myself.
Bob, we want a skimpily dressed, fab abs, tight butts male calender shoot… i dont know how you are going to do it.. but you just gotta!! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeeeee!
I hope they can say “cheese”
Ok bad remark… but who’s thinking?
Ooooh Shra I know exactly the calendar for you! I’ll ask Santa to send it to you…it’s fabulous! I’ll probably be getting one myself! Are we allowed to post other links here? Hmmm how to let you know about this….
Re posting links, it very much depends on what kind of links they are, Egeria….
E, give the link to Bob… he would re-create the magic into a Christmas blog for us..
I already did
Here’s hoping! It’s a real doozy but it’ll leave your tongue hanging out and your jaw on the floor!
Well hell, a shot of Novocaine will do that!
There’s nothing like the real thing, baby.. there’s nothing like the real thing…
Not repeat ourselves???
Where’s the humor in that?
Actually, the last time I was at the dentist, 4 shots of Novocaine didn’t freeze my mouth enough and I was left in shock after the dentist touched a nerve with the whatcha-ma-call it thinga-ma-bob!!!
So no RB…Novocaine doesn’t quite cut it!
Like Shra said…and I’ll have what she’s having!
What?
Not repeat ourselves???
Where’s the humor in that?
I agree with Robert on this: that jaw dropping and tongue roll-out thing can easily be achieved with one of his special doughnuts… the pecan cream with Xanax and Prozac is good for those occasions.