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Bleu video: a sexy homage to fromage?

December 14, 2009

Bob, it’s me. Your boss. Remember we discussed increasing traffic to your blog? Huh?

Sure, Boss. I’m supposed to blog on Saturdays and Sundays too, 365 days a year, and never take a day off because “days off are for losers,” right?

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Yes, but we also discussed targeting content to your key audience. Our demographic research shows your readers are very interested in two things: sexy chicks and cheese.

That’s it? Not bullfighting or goofy faces or travel or dumb outfits?

No. Just chicks and cheese. So go out and find some gorgeous models and some tasty-looking cheese, and do a video clip for your blog so it can go viral.

But remember, this is a classy blog, so try to make it seem educational. You know, about French cheese or something. Get a reporter to narrate it.

You got it, Boss. Which reporter?

You mean they have names? Just do it, Bob!

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If anyone hears about a massive marshmallow explosion…it wasn’t me.

Meanwhile back in lala land…E is having cheese on toast for dinner tonight.

RB, you are soooo not good for the diet right now! Marshmallows then cheese…what next?

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Bree eating Brie.

So very nearly an adult movie …

Posted by JDiii | Report as abusive
 

what’s better than hot chicks and cheese

a hot chick eating cheese

Posted by SkimpyDog | Report as abusive
 

Ok… the boys have had their pin up girls.. fair enough…
Now, where are our wood splitting macho men… come on Bob, you have to be fair here…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

There’s only one thing to be said about this post, but I already said it about a previous post, and I don’t want to repeat myself.

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive
 

Bob, we want a skimpily dressed, fab abs, tight butts male calender shoot… i dont know how you are going to do it.. but you just gotta!! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeeeee!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

I hope they can say “cheese” :D

Ok bad remark… but who’s thinking?

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

Ooooh Shra I know exactly the calendar for you! I’ll ask Santa to send it to you…it’s fabulous! I’ll probably be getting one myself! Are we allowed to post other links here? Hmmm how to let you know about this….

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Re posting links, it very much depends on what kind of links they are, Egeria….

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

E, give the link to Bob… he would re-create the magic into a Christmas blog for us.. :)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

I already did ;) Here’s hoping! It’s a real doozy but it’ll leave your tongue hanging out and your jaw on the floor!

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Well hell, a shot of Novocaine will do that!

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

There’s nothing like the real thing, baby.. there’s nothing like the real thing… :P

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Not repeat ourselves???
Where’s the humor in that?

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive
 

Actually, the last time I was at the dentist, 4 shots of Novocaine didn’t freeze my mouth enough and I was left in shock after the dentist touched a nerve with the whatcha-ma-call it thinga-ma-bob!!!

So no RB…Novocaine doesn’t quite cut it!

Like Shra said…and I’ll have what she’s having!

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

What?
Not repeat ourselves???
Where’s the humor in that?

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive
 

I agree with Robert on this: that jaw dropping and tongue roll-out thing can easily be achieved with one of his special doughnuts… the pecan cream with Xanax and Prozac is good for those occasions.

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