News, but not the serious kind
Steamy ski hostesses shower on the slopes!
I don’t know. I just can’t figure out what’s happening here. The caption just tells us we’re seeing “hostesses” simulating a shower during a “promotional event for a dating Website.”
Well crap, I’ve been skiing and I haven’t seen women showering at the top of the mountain. Can I get my money back? This must be the place where Hef skis.
Could this steamy scene help explain the recent rash of skiing fatalities among men, dozens of whom have zoomed off cliffs for no apparent reason?
And is “hostesses” the WORST euphemism you’ve ever heard?
“Yes, we’re SO proud our daughter, Francois! She’s a hostess in a mountain-top glass ski shower. She meets so many nice young men!
“Francois, you have a great day, and don’t forget your new sponge… Oh Francois! I’ve told you, don’t put the shampoo in your hair until you get to work!”
Hostesses simulate a shower in a glass cabin set-up in the finish area of the men’s World Cup Super-G ski race during a promotional event for a dating Website in Val d’Isere, France, December 12, 2009. REUTERS/Christian Hartmann