News, but not the serious kind
And the most popular toy this Christmas is…
Blog Guy, can you tell me what’s shaping up to be the most popular toy this Christmas? Whatever it is, I want to get one for my little Zoe Belle….
Sure. It looks like those Cabbage Patch People are back in a big way this year, with…
Excuse me, you mean the Cabbage Patch KIDS?
Well, no, judging from this photo it looks like they’ve grown. I think now you get a live Cabbage Patch adult in a cute basket, with lots of cabbages included. You know how children LOVE eating cabbage, so that’s a big plus right there.
Blog Guy, you’re an imbecile. I don’t think this is part of the official line of Cabbage Patch toys, and I don’t have room for a grown-up person in a basket in my house, not to mention all those cabbages!
Suit yourself honey, but when all the other children in your town are eating tangy fresh coleslaw on Christmas Day and Zoe Belle isn’t, don’t come crying to me!
Top: Vendor naps beside packages of cabbages at a food market in Suining, Sichuan province, China, December 11, 2009. REUTERS/Stringer
Right: Three Cabbage Patch Kids dolls, modeled after Howard Hughes, Elvis Presley and Oprah Winfrey, in a 2005 file photo. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine