Hey look! It’s Super Wastebasket Man!
Fashion Show security staff. Come in, please. Give me a situation report on the nude intruder we found backstage.
Yes sir, we apprehended him. He claimed he was a male model in the show, but he was buck-naked and deranged.
Good work. Are you positive he’s been neutralized.
Roger that, sir. We threw him into an empty room, still naked. He won’t bother us again.
And you’re POSITIVE there’s nothing in that room?
We triple checked, Sir. Nothing but some old red fabric that was thrown away in a wire wastebasket.
That’s a relief. Even this nutjob couldn’t do anything with that….
A model displays a creation, inspired by the city, by a Palestinian designers during a fashion show in Jerusalem December 16, 2009. REUTERS/Ammar Awad