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December 17, 2009

Fashion Show security staff. Come in, please. Give me a situation report on the nude intruder we found backstage.

PALESTINIANS-ISRAEL/

Yes sir, we apprehended him. He claimed he was a male model in the show, but he was buck-naked and deranged.

fashion jerasulem 180Good work. Are you positive he’s been neutralized.

Roger that, sir. We threw him into an empty room, still naked. He won’t bother us again.

And you’re POSITIVE there’s nothing in that room?

We triple checked, Sir. Nothing but some old red fabric that was thrown away in a wire wastebasket.

That’s a relief. Even this nutjob couldn’t do anything with that….

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A model displays a creation, inspired by the city, by a Palestinian designers during a fashion show in Jerusalem December 16, 2009. REUTERS/Ammar Awad

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Somehow I get the feeling this is not the type of Shirtless Male Model LMR or Shra had in mind…

Posted by 1M1 | Report as abusive

Well fine, then maybe they’ll just never be happy!

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

Not without the right dosages, Bob!

Posted by BethyB | Report as abusive

Well, he would do…. for now… though I kinda like the fact that he doesnt have a six pack… so much more softer… but then not too soft… :)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Whoohoo! Finally they’re using real people on the catwalk! Now let’s see a woman up there with a decent gut and some meat on her bones! :D

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

There is something rather fetching about the drape of that red fabric. Although it looks like he could use some of that ‘shape enhancing’ underwear underneath…

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

LMR, dont you think he is meaty enough?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Very brave of him! I would love to see more fashion shows with REAL AVERAGE-BODIED models !!
GO MAN!!

Posted by elee1 | Report as abusive

You know what, Bob… I can actually feel this guy growing on me… I mean, I still like Mr. Fab Abs and wouldnt mind at all, if you have more pics of him… but there is something about Mr. Waste Basket that just draws me to him…. (sigggggggggggh)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive