But one of those guys IS the pope, right?
Blog Guy, I was stunned by the attack on Pope Benedict by a woman at the start of his Christmas Eve mass. Can you explain exactly what happened?
Yes. Through detailed scientific computer analysis of individual video frame grabs, you can see every detail. One of the clergy turned into a hideous, hollow-eyed goat’s head, then there was a flash of red, and then two men in chef’s hats ran in.
I think you’re just making up that crap, Blog Guy. Your analysis is totally worthless. How are we ever going to know what happened?
Well, you could just watch the video clip, which isn’t bad. That’s what I did.
Sigh. You couldn’t have suggested that to begin with?
Yeah, but I get paid by the word.
A woman (R), dressed in a red top, jumps over a barricade and hurls herself against Pope Benedict who fell to the marble floor at the start of his Christmas Eve mass in St. Peter’s Basilica in this television frame grab December 24, 2009. REUTERS/RAI via Reuters TV