Read us about the steamy models, Mr. President!
Blog Guy, you’ve been dissed by President Barack Obama. Just a few days ago you wrote about your children’s book, “The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas,” which was supposed to take its place up there with “The Polar Express.”
Now, I see photos of Obama with some children, and he’s reading them “The Polar Express.” Why not your book? Why can’t those children hear the feel-good story of plucky models in their gyrocopters, saving Santa and the elves from the Nazis?
Well, my blog item made clear that I haven’t even finished my book yet.
That’s a technicality. Obama could still have told them your basic story, about the buxom gals who storm the Nazi Commie Klingon fortress with flame throwers and use glowing scarlet lariats to pull Santa from a pool of rabid sharks.
Thanks for your concern, reader. I’m sure the President meant no harm, and this time next year he’ll be holding my book in his hands.
By the way, um, I don’t know where you got that stuff about the Commies and Nazis and gyrocopters and lariats and rabid sharks, but do you mind if I borrow it?
U.S. President Barack Obama reads the Christmas book “The Polar Express” to children during a visit to a Boys and Girls Club in Northeast Washington December 21, 2009. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Models present creations during the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in New York, November 19, 2009. REUTERS/ Lucas Jackson