How about a Christmas punch?

January 4, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m like you. I have a hard time letting go of the holiday spirit. Can you help bring me back down to earth?

peru fights women 240I sure can, friend. Check out our video clip of this Christmas Day celebration in Peru, where men, women and children face-off in bare-knuckle brawls as part of a tradition to clear personal grievances.

Gosh, I just don’t see beating the holy snot out of each other as a true embodiment of holiday magic. How does that fit in with “A Christmas Carol,” for example?

Easy. The lesson is, if you’re going to piss off somebody during the year, make sure it’s someone you can take, like old Ebeneezer Scrooge. Or better yet, Tiny Tim.

peru fights men 240Hmm. I’m not so sure. What do the local people say about this tradition.

One local guy said it is “a custom of my people that I am never going to forget. For the rest of my life, I am going to have this custom, the fighting, the bullfighting, the cockfighting.”

Cripes! So for that guy the best traditions are the ones that involve pain and cruelty and death? Hey wait! THANKS, Blog Guy! It worked!  Now I no longer have the holiday spirit at all!

I figured. God bless us, every one!

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Sounds like a custom that would fit in perfectly with Festivus.

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive

Wait for it……

Waaaait for it…..

Gives new meanig to the phrase “deck the halls..” doesn’t it?

Now now don’t roll your eyes like you didn’t know it was coming.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

T54: LMAO.

iflydaplanes:

I knew the Hall’s and I still want to deck them…..

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

I think I am ready to let go of the holiday spirit for some time!!!! Tooooooooooooooooo much booze!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Blog Guy,

I was at my brother’s house over the holidays and he had a book lying around titled ’50 Relatives Worse Than Yours’. Do you think he was trying to tell me something? Next year I’m thinking we should celebrate the holidays in Peru.

- signed ‘Get Off My Planet’

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive

Angry people make me so mad …

Posted by BethyB | Report as abusive

Deck the Halls with Billls knuckles, Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaa.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

We all know that Jesus died so that people could pound on each other any time they liked, especially on his birthday.

What’s that? Jesus’ cornerstone of teaching was forgiveness? Well I’ll be …

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

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Well, letting off steam is always healthy, I guess… especially after all the food and drink of the holidays.

Posted by 1M1 | Report as abusive

I did the same thing, I had a punch-out at Christmas…only I fought with myself. If you think I look bad, you shoulda seen the other me!

:D

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

The First Rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club…..

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

and the Second Rule of Fight Club is… that you dont talk about Fight Club.

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

It is very hard not to break the rules of Fight Club..
Darn, that’s three violations in a row.

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

And YOU are OUT!!!! Get ready to give Bill a parting gift, y’alll!!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive