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Okay, Lamar, this has your ineptitude written all over it. I gave you simple instructions, to find a couple of people to manage the shop during the post-Christmas sale, and who do you hire? Frickin’ Roman centurions!
Look! Another couple just went right up to the door, saw these goofballs with helmets and swords, and just walked away. How are we supposed to make any money?
And it sure doesn’t help that the few tourists who DO venture inside tend to get slaughtered before they even reach the perfume counter!
Yes Lamar, I AM aware that shoplifting is down 400 percent, but get a grip!
Another thing, Lamar. Look how these dimwits spelled FORECLOSURE on the sign! FOR CLOSURE? It makes us look illiterate!
Me? No, I’m not tellin’ ‘em to do it over! YOU go tell ‘em to do it over!
Lamar? What are they doing with that catapult?
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Two men dressed up as centurions look at tourists in front of a shop offering discounted goods, in downtown Rome December 5, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi
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Somehow these guys do remind me of the Roman period ruins…
Never a camera crew around when you need one. I think the one in Gold wants to play a prank on the tourists. But then, maybe I’ve seen too many Chris Farley movies.
The dark one looks like a predator….oooooh… could I get a closer look at his face please????
Those are never the right shoes for Roman soliders !
CrowGirl, I think Shra may disagree with you on that one… she is the real connaiseur!
I soooooooo agree CrowGirl…
Ha ha ha ha…. 1M1, the shoes dont really too good on those guys… and Roman Soldiers were really tight, calf showing boots… else slippers…. these are like wellies… so not cool…
Maybe if they were more fitting, they would look good…
Wow, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom really let themselves go…
Which one’s which???