Rome, Rome on derange…
Okay, Lamar, this has your ineptitude written all over it. I gave you simple instructions, to find a couple of people to manage the shop during the post-Christmas sale, and who do you hire? Frickin’ Roman centurions!
Look! Another couple just went right up to the door, saw these goofballs with helmets and swords, and just walked away. How are we supposed to make any money?
And it sure doesn’t help that the few tourists who DO venture inside tend to get slaughtered before they even reach the perfume counter!
Yes Lamar, I AM aware that shoplifting is down 400 percent, but get a grip!
Another thing, Lamar. Look how these dimwits spelled FORECLOSURE on the sign! FOR CLOSURE? It makes us look illiterate!
Me? No, I’m not tellin’ ‘em to do it over! YOU go tell ‘em to do it over!
Lamar? What are they doing with that catapult?
Two men dressed up as centurions look at tourists in front of a shop offering discounted goods, in downtown Rome December 5, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi