What’s gone wrong with this blog?
Blog Guy, what’s up with your blog? You used to vow that nobody would EVER learn anything here, but suddenly we’re finding out about Ned Kelly, Kalashnikov Rifles… Plus, words like “plethora” and “duvet” are showing up! I hate to complain, but…
I know, I’m sorry. I got myself into a bind. For tax purposes I’ve had to restructure my blog as an educational tool, so that pathetically substandard schools can offer credit to students who read it.
The students can take 20 of my Quick Quizzes as a final exam. I was hoping my other readers wouldn’t notice…
Hah! You think we don’t notice when our heads start to hurt after reading your blog?
Can’t you just try to forget the stuff as quickly as possible?
No way. The damage is done. We can’t overlook this!
Hey, look up there, reader! A polecat and an Alabama cheerleader making somewhat similar faces!
Heh heh, that’s kind of funny. What was I saying before? It was something about…
Look here, reader! a Victoria’s Secret model and a cat dressed as a rabbit!
Gee, what a minty-fresh soothing sensation… Just keep the stuff coming, Blog Guy!
Indubitably, faithful reader!
A wild polecat yawns during an exhibition in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, January 10, 2010. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin
An Alabama Crimson Tide cheerleader takes part in the pregame show in Pasadena, January 7, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Blake
A Turkish Angora cat, dressed in a rabbit costume, is seen during a carnival dress show at the exhibition in Krasnoyarsk, January 10, 2010. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin
A model presents a creation during a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in New York, November 19, 2009. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson