Gym zombies on the prowl! Is YOUR brain safe?
Blog Guy, I suspect that the trainer at my health club is a zombie. Is that possible?
Yeah, the pervasive presence of so-called gym zombies is becoming a real problem.
So, how can I tell for sure?
Ask yourself if he has you doing lots of exercises that would seem to soften your skull and tenderize your brain. That could be a bad sign.
Oh my God! We do nothing but what he calls “brainercises!”
Also, he’s changed my starting time to midnight, and I’m supposed to use a black Magic Marker to draw a perforated line around my head at ear-level!
Calm down. That sounds pretty harmless to me. Don’t say anything that could mar this poor man’s reputation until you have more to go on.
Wrestlers train at the gymnasium of one of the most prestigious wrestling clubs in New Delhi, January 12, 2010. REUTERS/Reinhard Krause