News, but not the serious kind
Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor not a…
Blog Guy, you’re a very well connected Washington insider. Now that it looks like we’re really going to have health care legislation, will there be these so-called “death panels” that decide whether folks live or die?
Sad to say, I believe there will be, and in fact a few of the Death Panels have already started working. As this extraordinary photo shows, the anonymous masked panel members even render their God-like verdicts on small children, like this helpless tyke in a hospital bed.
Wait a minute. Hold the damned phone. I think that’s Pippi Longstocking!
I’m not so sure, but if it is, do you think celebrities should get special treatment from the Death Panels?
You’re missing the point, Blog Guy!
I hear that a lot.
Now try to follow me here. It appears to me that this is only a doll, not a real person. Do you understand now? Is it sinking in?
Yes! The Death Panels are already out of control! Today Pippi Longstocking, tomorrow our life-like inflatable female companion toys!
Israeli nurses stand over a doll, representing an injured baby, during a drill simulating a biological attack, at Chaim Sheba Medical Center near Tel Aviv January 13, 2010. REUTERS/Gil Cohen Magen