So, how’d you make out at the awards ceremony?

January 17, 2010

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Blog Guy, you haven’t done many of those fantasy shots for your readers so far this year.

Budget cuts, you know. I have to be more careful with how much I spend. What would you like?

streep kiss 260I’d like, um, oh, maybe a couple of  big Hollywood actresses making out.

Ah. I guess they’re still advertising my blog on the steampunk sites, huh? It’s okay, I pander to everyone equally. I’m arranging for Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock. They’ll…

Hey! I don’t get to choose them myself? I was thinking maybe Angelina Jolie and Tina Fey, or…

Look Slick, on my budget, you take who’s available and shut up. Got it?

Yeah. So I guess naked is out of the question?

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Actress Meryl Streep (L) and Sandra Bullock kiss after their tie win for best actress at the 15th Critics’ Choice Movie Awards at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles January 15, 2010. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

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Wow! Great stuff BG, even on a budget. What’s next?

Sandra B always trips my trigger, although this is not what I really think of when she enters my mind. I wonder though, how I could trade places with Meryl? She doesn’t look too enthusiastic, so maybe she wouldn’t notice?

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Reminds me of how much I dreaded kissing grandma. Sorry Meryl, just saying.

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive

Photoshopped, I hope!

Posted by vanity | Report as abusive

Vanity, you must be new here. I don’t Photoshop.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

How little flesh do you have to have on your hands for that little hollow at the base of your thumb to show up ? Surely that’s not right ?!

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Eddie Erdelatz said it:

A tie is like kissing your sister.

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

I think Meryl (who I believe is actually the goddess of Acting) is actually throwing her arms back and saying to Sandy ‘take me now’. Which is the appropriate response when Sandra Bullock wants to kiss you. I know I would.

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

Do we have to pay extra to see this?

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Posted by So, how'd you make out at the awards ceremony? | Analysis … | HOLLYWOOD | Report as abusive

Eh… Britney and Madonna used tongue. It’s game over after that.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Somehow….. this doesnt excite me…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

LMR, I’m completely with you on this one! Although I wouldn’t want to risk being left as the girl in the joke about the two nerds and the fantastic bycicle (or car, or whatever suits your fancy!)

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

Exactly… no tongue can match a bull

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

And the lady next to me, after sneaking a look at my screen, is giving me looks that I sure dont want!!!!!!!!!!! I think I am gonna have an overdose!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Though I must say, I love both Meryl and Sandra.. though not in the sexual way… they are both just fantastic to watch… I am sure Bradley Cooper is really enjoying himself… 😉

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

“I was thinking maybe Angelina Jolie and Tina Fey”

My thoughts exactly!

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