So, how’d you make out at the awards ceremony?
Blog Guy, you haven’t done many of those fantasy shots for your readers so far this year.
Budget cuts, you know. I have to be more careful with how much I spend. What would you like?
I’d like, um, oh, maybe a couple of big Hollywood actresses making out.
Ah. I guess they’re still advertising my blog on the steampunk sites, huh? It’s okay, I pander to everyone equally. I’m arranging for Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock. They’ll…
Hey! I don’t get to choose them myself? I was thinking maybe Angelina Jolie and Tina Fey, or…
Look Slick, on my budget, you take who’s available and shut up. Got it?
Yeah. So I guess naked is out of the question?
Actress Meryl Streep (L) and Sandra Bullock kiss after their tie win for best actress at the 15th Critics’ Choice Movie Awards at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles January 15, 2010. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni