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Blog Guy, you haven’t done many of those fantasy shots for your readers so far this year.
Budget cuts, you know. I have to be more careful with how much I spend. What would you like?
I’d like, um, oh, maybe a couple of big Hollywood actresses making out.
Ah. I guess they’re still advertising my blog on the steampunk sites, huh? It’s okay, I pander to everyone equally. I’m arranging for Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock. They’ll…
Hey! I don’t get to choose them myself? I was thinking maybe Angelina Jolie and Tina Fey, or…
Look Slick, on my budget, you take who’s available and shut up. Got it?
Yeah. So I guess naked is out of the question?
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Actress Meryl Streep (L) and Sandra Bullock kiss after their tie win for best actress at the 15th Critics’ Choice Movie Awards at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles January 15, 2010. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
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Wow! Great stuff BG, even on a budget. What’s next?
Sandra B always trips my trigger, although this is not what I really think of when she enters my mind. I wonder though, how I could trade places with Meryl? She doesn’t look too enthusiastic, so maybe she wouldn’t notice?
Reminds me of how much I dreaded kissing grandma. Sorry Meryl, just saying.
Photoshopped, I hope!
Vanity, you must be new here. I don’t Photoshop.
How little flesh do you have to have on your hands for that little hollow at the base of your thumb to show up ? Surely that’s not right ?!
Eddie Erdelatz said it:
A tie is like kissing your sister.
I think Meryl (who I believe is actually the goddess of Acting) is actually throwing her arms back and saying to Sandy ‘take me now’. Which is the appropriate response when Sandra Bullock wants to kiss you. I know I would.
Do we have to pay extra to see this?
Eh… Britney and Madonna used tongue. It’s game over after that.
Somehow….. this doesnt excite me…
LMR, I’m completely with you on this one! Although I wouldn’t want to risk being left as the girl in the joke about the two nerds and the fantastic bycicle (or car, or whatever suits your fancy!)
Exactly… no tongue can match a bull
And the lady next to me, after sneaking a look at my screen, is giving me looks that I sure dont want!!!!!!!!!!! I think I am gonna have an overdose!!!
Though I must say, I love both Meryl and Sandra.. though not in the sexual way… they are both just fantastic to watch… I am sure Bradley Cooper is really enjoying himself…
“I was thinking maybe Angelina Jolie and Tina Fey”
My thoughts exactly!