Crack me another walnut, honey pie!
Blog Guy, I have a fashion problem. Lots of times on a date a guy will offer me a walnut, but I never know how I’m supposed to crack it.
You came to the right place. Check out these designer shoes, made to meet all of a chick’s nutcracking needs. One good stomp, and you’ll be scarfing down tasty walnut bits for hours.
Plus they can do pecans, Brazil nuts, coconuts…
Awesome! My other problem is, I don’t know what to do with the walnut shells. Like if we’re in a hotel room it’s rude to just leave them on the floor, isn’t it?
Once again, haute couture to the rescue. This dress which features a large upsweep receptacle for nut shells, olive pits, watermelon rinds, chicken bones…..
Chicken bones! Great! I NEVER know what to do with those! Thank you, Blog Guy! Is there any downside to this outfit?
Well, you do have to remember to empty it into a dumpster every few weeks. Cockroaches and rats tend to breed pretty fast in there. BTW, many hotels keep special rooms for guests who want to crack nuts.
Really? How do I get one of those when I check in?
You just ask for the Nutcracker Suite….
Models present creations by Chinese designer Guo Pei at the Hong Kong Fashion Week for Fall/Winter 2010, January 18, 2010. REUTERS/Bobby Yip