News, but not the serious kind
Fatty pork and rotten eggs for lunch?
Blog Guy, I know first lady Michelle Obama cares about a lot of good causes. Which do you think is most important to her?
I think childhood nutrition, though I don’t necessarily agree with her on that. She just released her new school lunch menu, and it included fatty pork products and apparently rotten eggs. Can you imagine?
Pork products? Rotten eggs? I find that VERY hard to believe.
It’s true! Check out the photo of her holding up the menu, which seems to be the brainchild of some doctor. I gather he’s the so-called “nutrition expert” who came up….
Blog Guy! What an incredible boob you are! “Green Eggs and Ham” is NOT a menu, it’s a very popular children’s book, written by Dr. Seuss!
So you’re saying this is just a fun story, and not about eggs that have gone bad?
Trust me. I read this book to my children over and over.
No kidding? Would you read it on a plane?
Yes I’d read it on a plane!
Would you read it on a bus?
YES I’D READ IT ON A BUS!
Would you read it while eating fatty pork products?
That’s it, I’m out of here for good. You’re just too ignorant to live!
Thanks, see you back here tomorrow!
U.S. first lady Michelle Obama reads “Green Eggs and Ham” to children at the Department of Labor’s childhood development center in Washington January 14, 2010. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque