Hats! They’re back, and they’re real stupid!
Hey Blog Guy, I need fashion advice. I’m a regular-looking dude, and I’d like to find a way to make myself look more dopey. You know, so nobody will take me seriously.
Hmmm. Let me get this straight. You want people to take one look at you and say, “Holy crap, what’s wrong with that pathetic doofus?”
Have you tried tattoos on your neck and face? What about a mullet haircut?
Yeah, and I still don’t look dopey enough.
Then have I got great news for you! It turns out, REALLY stupid-looking hats are back in style.
Don’t toy with me. Are you serious?
Yep. Just look at these fashion and celebrity shots from the past few days. Young man, it’s time for a …
For a fedora!
Top left: Director Jacques Audiard accepts the award for Best Foreign Language Film for his work in the film “The Prophet” at the National Board of Review Awards in New York January 12, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson
Top center: A model presents a creation as part of the Ermenegildo Zegna Fall/Winter 2010/11 Men’s collection during Milan Fashion Week January 16, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo
Top right: Actor Woody Harrelson arrives to accept the award for Best Supporting Actor for his work in the film “The Messenger” at the National Board of Review Award ceremony in New York January 12, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson