I see you’ve been shopping in Paris, Lamar…
Dear Mr. Basler:
It’s me again, the actual attorney representing some men’s fashion designers. You will recall that my clients are outraged at the biased way you cover their industry, always making it appear their creations are not something regular guys would wear.
Yeah, I remember you. Last week you demanded that I run the last three men’s fashion pictures from our photo wire, which I did, and they were beyond hideous. What’s eating you now?
My clients are furious that those three photos were from a Fashion Week in BRAZIL. That’s hardly fair.
So now, we DEMAND that you visit a more cosmopolitan, sophisticated fashion venue.
We DEMAND photos from Paris fashion week. Then, you’ll truly see men’s clothing designed with taste and finesse. My clients are waiting.
You’re getting very annoying, you know that? Okay, the three photos above are all from Paris Fashion Week. As you can see, it’s a total turd-fest.
Oh. Did I say Paris? I meant Berlin. Now THOSE are some sophisticated designers. My clients DEMAND you show something representative from Berlin Fashion Week.
Okey-dokey. Berlin it is. If you will just direct your attention to the photos of the well-dressed gentleman on the right…
Top combo: Models present creations by British designer John Galliano as part of his Fall-Winter 2010/2011 men’s fashion show in Paris January 22, 2010. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
Right: A model presents a creation from Tom Rebl Fall/Winter 2010/11 collection during the Berlin Fashion Week January 22, 2010. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz