Her Majesty, the Queen of the World…
Blog guy, please settle an argument I’m having with my friend.
Is there such a thing as the Queen of the World? My friend says yes, but I say no.
Of course there is. No offense, but you’re obviously a cheese-eating bonehead.
Here is a photo of Her Highness out walking among the commoners.
What’s that red thing on her head?
There’s nothing on Her Highness’ head. That’s a logo on the wall behind her. Probably the Royal Logo.
But hold on. How do you KNOW she’s the queen of the world?
Are you stupid? That’s the Queen’s Outfit. Nobody else is allowed to wear that!
Okay, wait. If there’s REALLY a so-called Queen of the World, shouldn’t I be able to read about her online?
Sure. What do you think you’re doing now?
I don’t mean in this dumbass blog. I mean someplace authoritative.
Ah. Fair enough. Well, give me five minutes and then check Wikipedia.
A model presents a creation by Anja Gockel during the Berlin Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2010/11 in Berlin, January 21, 2010. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz