News, but not the serious kind
A date with Paris Hilton? Thumb enchanted evening…
Well, I’ve already blogged about my own date with Paris…
Yeah, that was sad. As I recall, she fell asleep and tore her own face off. But I mean, say a real guy took her to dinner or a concert or something, how would you know if she’s enjoying herself?
When she’s having fun she watches her cell phone screen all the time, and types with her thumbs. I guess she’s texting her friends about what a great time she’s having.
Gosh, it seems like she could wait until later to tell them that. Then what happens if things start to get all hot and intimate? You know what I’m talking about.
Then she just types a lot faster, I suppose.
Oh. And how do you know when the date is over?
That’s easy. She tells you how much you owe her for the AT&T minutes she used.
Actress and socialite Paris Hilton and reality TV star Doug Reinhardt attend a performance by rapper Nas during the 2010 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah January 23, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson