A date with Paris Hilton? Thumb enchanted evening…

January 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I was interested in your item about that tycoon in Austria who dates famous celebrities. What do you think it would be like to go out with Paris Hilton?

Well, I’ve already blogged about my own date with Paris…

paris cell 180Yeah, that was sad. As I recall, she fell asleep and tore her own face off. But I mean, say a real guy took her to dinner or a concert or something, how would you know if she’s enjoying herself?

When she’s having fun she watches her cell phone screen all the time, and types with her thumbs. I guess she’s texting her friends about what a great time she’s having.

Gosh, it seems like she could wait until later to tell them that. Then what happens if things start to get all hot and intimate? You know what I’m talking about.

Then she just types a lot faster, I suppose.

Oh. And how do you know when the date is over?

That’s easy. She tells you how much you owe her for the AT&T minutes she used.

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Actress and socialite Paris Hilton and reality TV star Doug Reinhardt attend a performance by rapper Nas during the 2010 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah January 23, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

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Well, for once I think Paris is on to something. If I was in a rap concert in Utah I would also probably be more interested in texting, browsing the web, playing solitaire on my mobile…

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Ah, Paris Hilton; the epitome of vacuous…

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Very timely thread, Bob. Just so happens, I need a new girlfriend. My old one ran out of money.

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“Yeah brah I am totally gonna nail Paris Hilton! Seriously look she is right here in front of me! How awesome is that! WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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Doesnt it look as if he is making a L for Loser behind her back (I am assuming that he has his thumb stretched out as well, here!)…. looking someplace else ofcourse.. he must be aware of the cameras…. or was he doing that for the rapper???

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