Sorry pal, the bathroom’s busy today!
Oh Lord, now I’ve REALLY done it!
I had to go and have three cups of coffee this morning at a place where the only men’s room is the site of the Bathroom Bodybuilding Competition, popularly known as “Pottybuilding.”
Pottybuilding! Of all the stupid sports!
And it sure doesn’t help that I took a harsh laxative last night before going to bed.
My stomach is gurgling. How much longer are these apes gonna show off their muscles in a public toilet?
Jeez! Gotta take my mind off of it. Maybe have one of these big prune Danishes…
Competitor trains and flexes his muscles inside a bathroom before a bodybuilding competition in Lima, January 30, 2010.
REUTERS photos by Pilar Olivares