News, but not the serious kind
Oh, the humanity!
Lonnie, we’ve been very happy with your progress here at the toy company, but we’d like you to go that extra mile for us, to show you’re a team player…
Sure Boss, you just tell me what to do! I’m there for ya!
That’s the spirit! Now, we’ve developed a new model helicopter guided by remote control, and we want you to take some publicity footage just to show how perfectly safe it is. You know, let those razor-sharp rotor blades get right up to your face.
Oh. Boss, is that the thing those guys have been working on over in Lab 13?
You know, Eugene “Burger Face” Johnson, and One-Eyed Roy, Fang-Tooth Crenshaw, Lipless Wilson….
Uh, I’m not sure. It could be. So the cameraman is here Lonnie, if you could just pucker up…
ACTION! Good, good, great! Keep shooting, this is just….
EWWWWW! CUT! STOP! OH, THE HUMANITY! MY GOD! Say boys, you think we can get this one repainted in time for the toy fair?
Designer Alexander van de Rostyne kisses his new and first 4-channel indoor toy helicopter from the company Silverlit during the press preview of the 61th International Toy Fair in Nuremberg, February 3, 2010. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle