News, but not the serious kind
I guess he’s seen a dart gun before, Earl!
I’ll tell you what, Earl, this ain’t good. When a tiger escapes from a zoo, somebody notices something like that!
I got it under control, Boss!
Under control? It’s Family Day here, a huge tiger is stalking the grounds looking for lunch, and it’s under control?
Calm down, Boss, I already shot it with my tranquilizer dart – look, it’s stickin’ right out of its back, so relax!
I can see. Earl, it looks pissed now and it’s coming our way. Exactly how much tranquilizer did you put in that dart?
Put in? You mean the darts don’t come ready to use? Crap! Where can I stick this rifle?
Oh I’ll TELL you where you can stick the rifle, Earl!
One of the two adult tigers, with a tranquilizer dart on its body, walks inside the Assam State Zoological cum Botanical Garden in Guwahati January 30, 2010. Two adult tigers on Saturday escaped from an enclosure at the Assam Zoo triggering panic among nearly 10,000 visitors, zoo officials said. Both the tigers were later tranquilized and taken to their cages, the officials added. REUTERS/Utpal Baruah