News, but not the serious kind
Oscars for the arty Havarti movie?
Looking through our photo files, I keep seeing pictures of people wearing special glasses. I should check that out.
Where have you been, Blog Guy? They’re watching “Avatar” in 3D. It’s a blockbuster Oscars contender!
A film about a semi-soft Danish cheese? I hate subtitles.
No, you big imbecile, the cheese is Havarti, which would be different. This is “AVATAR.”
You mean like a slaughterhouse?
No, that’s an abattoir. Look, here are photos of the director James Cameron, and movie audiences watching “AVATAR.”
And is that Iran’s President Ahmadinejad watching it?
No, not everyone in funny glasses is watching “Avatar.”
And there’s actor Danny DiVito at the”Avatar” premiere, but his glasses look different.
I guess he’s just there for the Raisinets.
That’s a lot of fricking candy! How long IS this movie?
About three hours.
THREE HOURS? I won’t sit still for a three-hour movie about Havarti or any other cheese, no matter how Gouda it is!
Blog Guy, this is the stupidest post you’ve ever done.
Sorry, there’s been a blizzard outside my window for days. It’s made me giddy and slaphappy… Hey, wasn’t that the Stooges’ law firm?
Top: Canadian director James Cameron shows 3D glasses as he poses in front of a poster before a promotion event for his latest movie Avatar at the World Economic Forum, in Davos January 28, 2010. REUTERS/Christian Hartmann
Middle: Visitors wear 3D glasses as they watch a preview of “Avatar” during the Comic Con Convention in San Diego, July 23, 2009. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Bottom: Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wears protective glasses while visiting an exhibition of Iran laser science and technology in Tehran, February 7, 2010. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi
Left: Actor Danny DeVito attends the premiere of “Avatar” in Hollywood, December 16, 2009. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni