News, but not the serious kind
Our cakes are CRAP-TASTIC!
Welcome to what may be the all-time best installment of our popular feature, “Stuff Maybe we Should Have Explained in the Caption, but Didn’t.”
The actual photo caption here tells us this woman is making “cow dung cakes.” That’s pretty much it. Lacking any more information, I must fill in the blanks from my own twisted imagination.
Dear Ms. Johnson,
I’m afraid our bank will not be able to give you a start-up loan for your unique new venture at this time.
We have studied your business plan, and feel that with a Krispy Kreme right next door, local demand just won’t support “Betty’s Yummy Cow Dung Cake Shop.”
We question your marketing decision to offer only cow dung cakes in your shop. Customers enjoy variety, and would doubtless like to sample cow dung cookies, cow dung cupcakes and perhaps cowpie pies.
We do wish you every success, Ms Johnson, and we look forward to that fresh-baked crap-tacular aroma wafting our way!
A woman makes cow dung cakes at Bahlolpur village in the northern Indian state of Punjab, February 10, 2010. REUTERS/Ajay Verma