Well, she’s got MY vote!
Okay guys, this is a REALLY tough presidential campaign for us. We need some very successful rallies, so let’s brainstorm this.
Well Boss, how about some entertainment? Some kind of performer to bring in the crowds?
Hmmmm. Good idea, Lamar. Are you thinking maybe an accordion player, or a circus freak, or a ventriloquist?
Uh, no Boss, I was thinking about one of those whatchamacallits, you know, those ladies that stand on their head so people can see their panties…
Oh, I don’t know about that, Lamar. That’s kind of edgy. What if we do that and nobody shows up?
Come on, Boss, let’s give it a try. Put up posters saying folks should come to the rally to see our candidate and a girl’s underpants, and let’s just see what happens.
An entertainer performs before supporters of Philippine presidential candidate Senator Manny Villar during election campaigning in Calamba, Laguna south of Manila, February 9, 2010. REUTERS/Erik de Castro