Hey, you’re getting your prince all over my binoculars!
Blog Guy, I keep hearing that Prince Charles has failing eyesight. That’s sad. Is this true?
Yes, as you can see by his special eyeglass prescription, Charles….
I’m sorry, Blog Guy, I’m not going to keep being your straight man for a picture this dumb. Now, I want to know what’s really going on here.
Fair enough. Charles has always had trouble remembering which way to use binoculars, and he actually believes this fellow is 600 yards away…
No way, Blog Guy. Now you’ve got one more chance to give your readers an honest answer.
Okay, okay…. The guy on the right is showing Charles slides of his recent family vacation to Disneyland. Charles is remarking, “I say, this Goofy chap looks like he might be British!”
Finally, Blog Guy! Was that so difficult? A few more straightforward answers like that, and maybe somebody will actually read this fricking blog…
Britain’s Prince Charles looks through a pair of binoculars while meeting with family members of the 1st Battalion The Royal Gurkha Rifles at the Avon compound in Wiltshire, southern England February 11, 2010. REUTERS/Kieran Doherty
Goofy in 1996 file photo. REUTERS/Peter Morgan