Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much…
Blog Guy, may I introduce a serious topic here please?
I wish you wouldn’t. This is supposed to be a humor blog, even if that isn’t always obvious.
Thanks. I know you love animals. Our pet polar bear has been despondent lately. You know, moody, depressed. His penguin friends who come over seem the same way. Maybe it has to do with that global warming thing.
See, when I said I wish you wouldn’t, I meant….
Lately, we’re worried they might even hurt themselves. They seem THAT unhappy.
One animal health Website suggested leaving them alone in the house for a day with music playing loudly, to cheer them up.
So we programmed 12 hours of nonstop Barry Manilow CDs. When we returned, they had set fire to our stereo and broken out by hurling a sofa through the living room window. Now, we can’t find them. Can you help?
Um, maybe I can, but you’re going to have to act like you think there’s some humor in this. It IS kind of a rule here…
Artist Vincent J.F. Huang’s installation artwork “Suicide Penguins”, a comment on global warming using glass penguins and a stuffed toy polar bear, hangs below the Millennium Bridge in London February 13, 2010. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor