Five guys who NEVER get picked in speed dating
Well, Debby, I see all the best guys are already taken once again. I’m starting to think these speed dates are fixed!
You and me both, Daphne! Put your glasses back on and tell me who’s left for us.
I don’t know why I’M always the one who has to put her glasses on. Let’s see. We got a guy in a bowler hat, socks with garters, and boxer shorts…
Then we got a guy looks like Pee Wee Herman. He’s wearing….
Well, aren’t WE picky tonight! Who are you, Angelina Frickin’ Jolie? Then we got a guy in a jacket with a painting of somebody buck naked, with wings.
Hmmmm. Is there anything strange about the guy?
Half of his face is covered in silver paint, now that you mention it. Uh, then there’s a guy with a sword handle sticking out his mouth.
No, I’m sick of meeting sword swallowers at these things. How about that guy there, who just came in?
Ah, right. The one with his face painted red and green and a ring in his nose who is gnawing on a huge bone, probably human?
Oh. So Daphne, do you think that guy IS Pee Wee Herman, or just LOOKS like him?
A model presents a creation at the Michael Bastian Fall 2010 collection during New York Fashion Week, February 14, 2010. REUTERS/Cary Horowitz
Actor Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman arrives at the opening night of the “Pee Wee Herman Show” in Los Angeles, January 20, 2010. REUTERS/Gus Ruelas
A model presents a creation from the Vassilios Kostetsos Fall 2010 collection during New York Fashion Week February 14, 2010. REUTERS/Cary Horowitz
Li Kui, a stuntman, swallows a sword during a performance at the Lianhuachi Temple Fair in Beijing, February 15, 2010. REUTERS/Christina Hu
A reveller performs during a parade at the Carnaval de Barranquilla in Colombia, February 13, 2010. REUTERS/John Vizcaino