ALL of you girls are named Bambi?

February 22, 2010

BRITAIN/

Okay, Dr., uh, Smith, let me see if I understand what you’re saying here.

BRITAIN/You’re telling me that you can breed fashion models that are part human and part animal, so they can show our new designs but we don’t have to pay them? Is that it?

Do they look pretty presentable, all things considered? Antlers AND fur? I guess nobody’s perfect.

If I can make an observation here, they seem kind of pissed-off. Ah, they’re supposed to be hibernating now, huh?

Let me ask you, is this legal, Dr. Smith? Gray area of the law? Well, I guess that’s what lawyers are for.

BRITAIN/By gosh, let’s give ‘em a live test! Lamar, send a bunch of those she-animals out on the runway with our new designs.

Amazing. The audience likes them. So far, so good. Doc, you DID say they’re house-broken, right?

They’re NOT? OH NO, LOOK AT THAT! OH, THE HUMANITY!

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Wow! Nice rack(s)!

By the way BG, I noted the “rock bottom” comment before. Keep it up and I’ll be reporting you to People for the Ethical Treatment of Anorexia because of your model exploitation.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Where’s my rifle?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

“Hey Mike…wanna go to the fashion show?”
“Nah. I don’t care nuthin’ about fashion. Why on Earth would you want to go?”
“Well, I heard there would be a lot of horny chicks there…”

:::rimshot:::

Posted by justK | Report as abusive

This blog is starting to look like a stag party.

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive

Those chicks are going stag!

For when you feel the need to display your trans-species-gender side.

Eh who am I kidding. Bottoms up!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Are you saying the flash of antlers I see in my backyard might not be deer, but this? Guess the salt lick’s going to waste.

Posted by kgolden1 | Report as abusive

Bambi … hmmmm …

Gun reference … check.

Horny reference … check.

Rutting reference … check.

How about ‘Deer in the headlights look’?

Meds … double check.

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive

Oh dear, “racks” wasn’t the first thing that came into my mind… I thought of Bob Seger’s line “points all her own, sittin’ way up high.”

I suppose I should buck the trend of making cervine puns. But no…

Posted by HaroldW | Report as abusive

Hi, my name is Bambi, and I’ll be your cervine wench this evening….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I suspect fake antlers.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

CrowGirl … they are kinda big, aren’t they.

I just had a morbid thought … something to do with a trophy hanging over the fireplace (ewww).

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive

Is that what they call a trophy wife, CAM?

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive

Dave??? Racks????? Where precisely do you see the “racks”???
And Basler… dont suppose Bambi have any shoes on them? Or is it only hoofs??
And a real pity they are not house trained… ummm… dont even wanna go there…. not so early in the morning…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

justCAM, I think I saw a horror movie like that once. Or was it a CSI episode :? Either way…creeeeeeeeepy!!!

:O

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Very good, knit_nurse!

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

That is creepy, watching CSI that is.

Posted by IamNotSomebody | Report as abusive

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I think I’ll cut this one off (yuk, yuk). ;-)

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive

CSI is not creepy….

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Watching CSI is creepy how? It’s educational is what it is!

:D

E. (who thinks we really need a ‘rolling on the ground laughing’ smiley around here)

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

We do we do we do!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

CAM, it’s not the big so much as the symmetry.

And Shra, hooves girl, hooves !

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

grrr… ;)

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Thanks for correcting me, CG…. Its embarassing… but thanks…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

In Spanish they say that when a man cheats on his wife he has put horns on her… Just a thought!

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

Hang on a minute, isn’t it normally the males that have the big fighty antlers?

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive

The females murdered the males… and took on their antlers!!!!
Should this be a happy/proud thought…. or should it be creepy?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

It ain’t a happy/proud thought for the males!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

I don’t know about you, but being murdered in the morning makes me feel all proud and squishy on the inside.

Posted by IamNotSomebody | Report as abusive

and squishy on the outside too!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Whether male or female, deep down all humans are the same. Red anad squishy.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Do we really need to continue this particular strain of conversation??

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Heh…squish squish squish..

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Like I said, Mr.Pilot…. do we REALLY need to CONTINUE with this conversation????

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Let’s not worry about who killed who.

Posted by IamNotSomebody | Report as abusive

Oooooooooh ok. That was kinda fun though. :p

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

really? how? someone tell me HOW???

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

*sinister cackle*

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive

John Wayne never said that… Wanna bet??

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Is betting allowed on this site?
I’ll wager it isn’t…

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive