News, but not the serious kind
ALL of you girls are named Bambi?
Okay, Dr., uh, Smith, let me see if I understand what you’re saying here.
You’re telling me that you can breed fashion models that are part human and part animal, so they can show our new designs but we don’t have to pay them? Is that it?
Do they look pretty presentable, all things considered? Antlers AND fur? I guess nobody’s perfect.
If I can make an observation here, they seem kind of pissed-off. Ah, they’re supposed to be hibernating now, huh?
Let me ask you, is this legal, Dr. Smith? Gray area of the law? Well, I guess that’s what lawyers are for.
By gosh, let’s give ‘em a live test! Lamar, send a bunch of those she-animals out on the runway with our new designs.
Amazing. The audience likes them. So far, so good. Doc, you DID say they’re house-broken, right?
They’re NOT? OH NO, LOOK AT THAT! OH, THE HUMANITY!
Models present creations from the Unique 2010 Autumn/Winter collection during London Fashion Week, February 20, 2010. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett