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ALL of you girls are named Bambi?
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Okay, Dr., uh, Smith, let me see if I understand what you’re saying here.
You’re telling me that you can breed fashion models that are part human and part animal, so they can show our new designs but we don’t have to pay them? Is that it?
Do they look pretty presentable, all things considered? Antlers AND fur? I guess nobody’s perfect.
If I can make an observation here, they seem kind of pissed-off. Ah, they’re supposed to be hibernating now, huh?
Let me ask you, is this legal, Dr. Smith? Gray area of the law? Well, I guess that’s what lawyers are for.
By gosh, let’s give ‘em a live test! Lamar, send a bunch of those she-animals out on the runway with our new designs.
Amazing. The audience likes them. So far, so good. Doc, you DID say they’re house-broken, right?
They’re NOT? OH NO, LOOK AT THAT! OH, THE HUMANITY!
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Models present creations from the Unique 2010 Autumn/Winter collection during London Fashion Week, February 20, 2010. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett
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Wow! Nice rack(s)!
By the way BG, I noted the “rock bottom” comment before. Keep it up and I’ll be reporting you to People for the Ethical Treatment of Anorexia because of your model exploitation.
Where’s my rifle?
“Hey Mike…wanna go to the fashion show?”
“Nah. I don’t care nuthin’ about fashion. Why on Earth would you want to go?”
“Well, I heard there would be a lot of horny chicks there…”
:::rimshot:::
This blog is starting to look like a stag party.
Those chicks are going stag!
For when you feel the need to display your trans-species-gender side.
Eh who am I kidding. Bottoms up!
Are you saying the flash of antlers I see in my backyard might not be deer, but this? Guess the salt lick’s going to waste.
Bambi … hmmmm …
Gun reference … check.
Horny reference … check.
Rutting reference … check.
How about ‘Deer in the headlights look’?
Meds … double check.
Oh dear, “racks” wasn’t the first thing that came into my mind… I thought of Bob Seger’s line “points all her own, sittin’ way up high.”
I suppose I should buck the trend of making cervine puns. But no…
Hi, my name is Bambi, and I’ll be your cervine wench this evening….
I suspect fake antlers.
CrowGirl … they are kinda big, aren’t they.
I just had a morbid thought … something to do with a trophy hanging over the fireplace (ewww).
Is that what they call a trophy wife, CAM?
Dave??? Racks????? Where precisely do you see the “racks”???
And Basler… dont suppose Bambi have any shoes on them? Or is it only hoofs??
And a real pity they are not house trained… ummm… dont even wanna go there…. not so early in the morning…
justCAM, I think I saw a horror movie like that once. Or was it a CSI episode
Either way…creeeeeeeeepy!!!
:O
E.
Very good, knit_nurse!
That is creepy, watching CSI that is.
I think I’ll cut this one off (yuk, yuk).
CSI is not creepy….
Watching CSI is creepy how? It’s educational is what it is!
E. (who thinks we really need a ‘rolling on the ground laughing’ smiley around here)
We do we do we do!!!
CAM, it’s not the big so much as the symmetry.
And Shra, hooves girl, hooves !
grrr…
Thanks for correcting me, CG…. Its embarassing… but thanks…
In Spanish they say that when a man cheats on his wife he has put horns on her… Just a thought!
Hang on a minute, isn’t it normally the males that have the big fighty antlers?
The females murdered the males… and took on their antlers!!!!
Should this be a happy/proud thought…. or should it be creepy?
It ain’t a happy/proud thought for the males!
I don’t know about you, but being murdered in the morning makes me feel all proud and squishy on the inside.
and squishy on the outside too!
Whether male or female, deep down all humans are the same. Red anad squishy.
Do we really need to continue this particular strain of conversation??
Heh…squish squish squish..
Like I said, Mr.Pilot…. do we REALLY need to CONTINUE with this conversation????
Let’s not worry about who killed who.
Oooooooooh ok. That was kinda fun though. :p
really? how? someone tell me HOW???
*sinister cackle*
John Wayne never said that… Wanna bet??
Is betting allowed on this site?
I’ll wager it isn’t…