News, but not the serious kind
They don’t call it a runway for nothin’….
Boss, you know how you’re always saying we need to cut costs for our fashion shows? Well, have I got great news for you!
No, not that. You know how expensive it is to rent dressing room space backstage at the show? Well instead, I got us space in an indoor parking garage!
Brilliant, Lamar! Uh, how far is it from the show?
It’s only like six or seven blocks. The gals can jog it in a few minutes, tops, even if they have to stop for lights.
Here Boss, look out the window. It’s that place down at the bottom of the hill, just on the other side of the freeway.
Okay Lamar, but go pick up a few extra cans of mentholated deodorant for the girls. Nobody’s gonna accuse US of being insensitive!
Models run to change their dresses during the Seduzioni Diamonds Valeria Marini Fall/Winter 2010/11 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week February 24, 2010. REUTERS/Max Rossi