Comments on: Ten jobs you’ll avoid if you’re smart

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:22:37 +0000

Okay. Maybe not New Age. Definitely not New Age. I’m in airports too much the way it is now. Now I’m thinking the Blues:

Ain’t nobody here,
Not even a deer,
Just sippin’ on beer.
Got them OE blues.

By: knit_nurse

knit_nurse — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:11:54 +0000

Perhaps what you need is a tambourine backing group then, Doc.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:13:36 +0000

I’m thinking along the lines of a New Age group, with a drone bass. Can you play a drone kazoo? A drone Jews harp? A Jews harp in a group called the Fiber-Optic Jesuses? What inspiration, Unca! You’re in. You inspired me to write some new lyrics, which follow immediately:

“Maybe”

Maybe someday
I’ll be a psychiatrist.
But I’m already
A movie star.

Maybe I don’t
Get inside people’s heads, like
Bob, but I’m better
Looking, eh? (Refrain)

Maybe I’m not
A well-paid “blogger” like
Bob, but I can
Play the part.

(Refrain)

By: knit_nurse

knit_nurse — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:18:14 +0000

Do you have a vacancy for a kazoo player?

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:38:47 +0000

I think I’m going to start a band, Unca. Perhaps I ‘ll call it “The Fiber-Optic Jesuses.” Or “The Peace Vandals.” These lines can be lyrics.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:42:26 +0000

It was through you that I found her page.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:40:25 +0000

Drivin’ down the street
in the Crazy Town Express.
Crowgirl is a raven
With a thigh rig holster.
She lays low her mark.
And tall Shra plays the part
wearin’ her spike heels.
But I’m all right, and I don’t care.

Maybe someday I’ll be a psychiatrist,
Or I guess I am already one.

Drivin’ down the street
in the Crazy Town Express.
Mr. Pilot flies while
Unca DIs and dices.
And Doctor Doll rolls
his glass in his jangled hands.
He’s a holy roller.
But I’m all right, and I don’t care.

Maybe someday I’ll be a psychiatrist,
Or I guess I am already one.

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:18:46 +0000

She’s actually a blog-distance friend of mine. There’s always room for TRM on our train….

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:08:57 +0000

What is it The Redneck Mommy says on her FB page? “Twirling the pom poms in her own freak parade!”

We need to save room on the bus for TRM!

By: egeria

egeria — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:41:41 +0000

Plenty of room guys! Hop on! Drinks on board with plenty of rest stops along the way.

Crazy Town here we come!!