Lingerie models, coy and decoy…
Blog Guy, I know you’ve done security consulting for some major companies. Are you working with anybody now, or is that confidential?
I’ve recently been working with the Victoria’s Secret folks. Their supermodels are often the targets of stalkers, creeps and pervs. You know, basically the guys I call my readers.
I’ll bet that is a big problem. So how are you protecting the models?
I probably shouldn’t say, but what the heck. Each of their supermodels now carries a cardboard photo of herself everywhere she goes, as a decoy.
See, check it out. Think fast! Which are the models, which are the cutouts! Confusing, huh?
Blog Guy, that’s just moronic. I’m gonna go ahead and guess the ones that are moving, and three-dimensional, and wearing something more than their underwear are the actual live models.
Okay, that was just a lucky guess.
Look, Blog Guy, instead of flat cardboard photos, why don’t you make the security decoys out of lifelike inflatable plastic?
Oh sure! And just WHERE am I supposed to find good-looking curvaceous inflatable women? The Internet?
Top: Victoria’s Secret supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio (L) and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pose for photographers during the Celebrate the Body by Victoria Collection news conference in New York, March 1, 2010. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton