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Blog Guy, I know you’ve done security consulting for some major companies. Are you working with anybody now, or is that confidential?
I’ve recently been working with the Victoria’s Secret folks. Their supermodels are often the targets of stalkers, creeps and pervs. You know, basically the guys I call my readers.
I’ll bet that is a big problem. So how are you protecting the models?
I probably shouldn’t say, but what the heck. Each of their supermodels now carries a cardboard photo of herself everywhere she goes, as a decoy.
See, check it out. Think fast! Which are the models, which are the cutouts! Confusing, huh?
Blog Guy, that’s just moronic. I’m gonna go ahead and guess the ones that are moving, and three-dimensional, and wearing something more than their underwear are the actual live models.
Okay, that was just a lucky guess.
Look, Blog Guy, instead of flat cardboard photos, why don’t you make the security decoys out of lifelike inflatable plastic?
Oh sure! And just WHERE am I supposed to find good-looking curvaceous inflatable women? The Internet?
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Top: Victoria’s Secret supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio (L) and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pose for photographers during the Celebrate the Body by Victoria Collection news conference in New York, March 1, 2010. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton
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Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who teh heck are you calling a perv??? I take severe offense!!!!
Calm down, Shra, I said GUYS. My impression is the chick readers here are much more normal.
Hmmm … “much more” normal, not actually normal … ok, I can live with that (and I do, honey, I do!)
Much more normal? Now that’s a relativistic statement if I’ve ever heard one. For the record, I have never stalked a cardboard cut-out.
Dave, you are missing out then. Cardboard cut-outs can’t get restraining orders put against you.
Well, not in New York State at least…
A cardboard Victoria’s Secret model looks good on paper (pun?!) but, I prefer the real thing.
(Lonnie … bring the van around!)
Thanks.. a lovely pre-weekend gift, if you know what I mean
But they do fight back those paper cuts are the worst….
Don’t be too thankful yet fwd079…. we still have to get through Friday. :p
If only the actual Victoria’s Secret models were beautiful, curvaceous women….
Skimpy Dog has finally got the point…
@Ifly: I’m always thankful…this way we get ‘more’ hehe..
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch… so thou mayest blow thine foes to tiny bits!!
@fwd079… good point. Do you think if we are thankful enough Mr. B. will throw in a helicopter or two also?
Woohoo… unca’s back!!
@ifly: Are we discussing same thing? :O
I was bringing back the idea of VS models piloting helicopters.. filled with huge cargos of shoes.
Oooh I want a helicopter too!! Pweeze? Pwetty pweeze?
E.
Wow, that was a pretty neat trick! Not so much for you E, but hey, at least it might make your commute to work a bit easier! :p
That’s the VS ladies stood next to cardboard cut outs of themselves, right ? So they’ve had to have themselves airbrushed to have their throats look a like they’ve got MORE flesh on them ? How many levels is that wrong on ?!
They also look like they have had their bodies stretched, which is a little wrong too.