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Lamar, those fashion models are getting uppity. Oh, they’re so full of themselves, with their beauty and glamour, we need to take ‘em down a notch.
Gosh, how do we do that, Boss?
We lower their self-esteem.
Let’s put one of ‘em in lingerie and stiletto heels, send her out on the runway with a big bottle of vodka, and have her ad lib jokes until she’s flat on the floor. She won’t feel so high and mighty then!
Boss! That’s harsh! And what else?
Take some ugly backstage photos. You know, catch a girl puffing on a big old cigarette butt while some beefy tattooed guy messes with her hair. There’s no glamour there! And shoot some of ‘em in grubby bathrobes, smoking and hacking up against a dingy cinder block wall! Heh heh heh…
So, Lamar, it’s been three hours. How’s my plan workin’ out?
Well, I’m no expert, Boss, but you know the one with the stilettos and lingerie and vodka? She seems to have plenty of self-esteem left. Hell, I wish I had half that much….
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Top: A model holds a bottle of vodka as she displays a creation by K-Lynn Lingerie during a fashion show held in Faraya Mzaar ski resort, Mount Lebanon, March 6, 2010. REUTERS/Mohamed Azakir
Middle: A model smokes as she gets her hair done during the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2010 show in Madrid February 23, 2010. REUTERS/Susana Vera
Bottom: A model smokes a cigarette outside the backstage of Elena Miro’ Fall/Winter 2010/11 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week February 24, 2010. REUTERS/Max Rossi
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Thank you Mr. B…..thank you…
BG has started a joke but failed to provide a punch line. So….
This model walks into a bar, see, and she’s wearing a bathrobe, smoking a cigarette, and carrying a chicken….
You have a doubt 69Spinster?
Where is everyone? Was today senior cut day and I failed to get the memo?
High heels, Lingerie, a hot woman out of her senses…is there ANY thing other than that a man can wish for?
BG.. you are a star for us
Spinster…I had the exact same question…
Inquiring minds want to know!!
E.
You’ve got it wrong, Doc. You left out the Rabbi and the Belgian guy….
“… She walks up to a Belgian Rabbi, and the bartender says: ‘…
“TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!”
…and the bartender says “Get that disgusting creature out here. It’s filthy and frightening the customers.”
And the model says “But this chicken is my fashion designer!”
And the Rabbi says “Miss, I feel very confident in saying that he was speaking TO THE CHICKEN.”
fwd, in answer to your question…yes. Helicopters!!!
E.
Good, Doc, but you left out the drill instructor.
Just then, a drill instructor at the bar says, “I like the way it wiggles its tail feathers in time to the music.”
And the bartender says, “Yes, and the chicken is pretty good, too!”
And thigh highs…. cause really, look at those legs!
Actually, I think it was the chicken who answered, “I know, but she’s my AA sponsor and ride home!”
I can’t make up my mind here: What makes the least sense: the post or the flow of the comments?
Sorry, I haven’t had my morning dose yet, so I fail to see the sense. I’l check again in a about a half-hour, once the meddies have kicked in, and get back to you on that one.
Now that I’ve had both my morning and early afternoon dose, everything makes PERFECT sense! Thanks for your patience!
Everything makes sense? Even being in Switzerland?
To paraphrase a joke from the last century, “Radio? WHAT radio?!”
Robert, why do you think I am heavily medicated???? Sorry, Ricola sweets, Vecheron Fribourgeois, Gruyère and Rivella just don’t do it!!
Add Nutella….. that and my meddies…. yummmmmmmmmm