It’s like Halloween, every day!
Blog Guy, I’m in HUGE trouble! My school is putting on “H.M.S. Pinafore” this weekend, and I’m playing Bill Bobstay, the boatswain’s mate. Mom was supposed to make my costume but she got really hammered on mudslides and took a bunch of her pills, and….
That’s too much information, honey. Here’s the perfect outfit for you.
Blog Guy! How’d you do that so fast!
See, in fashion there’s something called Women’s Ready-to-Wear. They have whole haute couture shows of it. It’s basically anything you can imagine, no matter how freakish.
Awesome! What if I was invited suddenly to ah, um, one of those Tomato Rabbit parties, which could happen.
Sure it could. As you can see, You’re covered.
Wow! And if I had to be in a horse race where the jockeys have the body of a human but the head of a grotesque insect? Or wait! Let’s say The Rapture comes, and I need something to wear!
Say, Blog Guy, then what the heck is the difference between designer fashion and a Halloween costume shop?
Top left: A model presents a creation by German designer Karl Lagerfeld as part of his Fall/Winter 2010/11 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection for French fashion house Chanel during Paris Fashion Week March 9, 2010. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
Other photos: Models present creations by French designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac as part of his Fall/Winter 2010/11 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week March 9, 2010. REUTERS/Gonzalo Fuentes