A little bit of Boris…
Blog Guy, I’m a big tennis fan, and you never do anything about tennis except show players making goofy faces.
Hey, I don’t force them to look goofy. I just use what I get. But let me do something nice to make it up to you.
Oh. That’s damned decent, I must say. Well, my all-time favorite player is Boris Becker. Can you run some photos of him in your blog?
Sure thing. Here he is with his wife, Lilly, just a couple of days ago. Enjoy.
But wait. That seems to just be a photo of Lilly, with a tiny sliver of Becker.
I do beg your pardon. Sorry, here’s another one.
Um, that’s not much better.
Look, clearly you’re a pathetic malcontent who will never be happy and should seek professional help.
If nothing else, show a little respect for Lilly, who had a baby just a month ago.
A baby? A month ago? Her? No way.
Former tennis player Boris Becker of Germany and his wife Dutch model Lilly Kerssenberg pose as they arrive for the Laureus World Sports Awards in Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi March 10, 2010. REUTERS/Jumana El-Heloueh