I’m Mr. Bozo, I’ll be your attorney…
So Alan, another Monday morning at the office. Whatcha got going on today?
Oh don’t even ask, Gordon! I got an Executive Board meeting all day to discuss the IBM acquisition.
That sounds awful, man. Yeah, I’ve got a visit from the SEC regulators. Those guys put me to sleep.
I hear you. I think I might already be late for the Board meeting, but I can’t see my wristwatch because these sleeves hang down 18 inches past my hands. My tailor says that’s how they’re wearing them now.
That’s pretty strange, Alan. I just picked up this new suit, and MY tailor says they’re wearing sleeves four inches ABOVE the wrist I wonder who’s right?
Well, at least we know that classic pinstripe suits are finally giving way to red and white polka-dots, so we’re ahead of the curve on that one. Look sharp, here comes the CEO….
Models present creations by fashion designer Shunnoz-Tekasala as part of his men’s Autumn/Winter 2010/11 fashion collection during Lisbon Fashion Week March 14, 2010. REUTERS/Jose Manuel Ribeiro