Fashion photography, the age of aquariums?
Blog Guy, it’s me, that aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.
Oh cripes, what now? I thought I lost you in the crowd!
Nope, your Afro wig and handlebar mustache are obvious fakes. Look, I just shot my first fashion show, and I wondered if you could critique my….
How many fish are in your pictures?
Excuse me? Fish? None.
Sigh. ANY good editor is going to expect a fish tank in the foreground between you and the models.
Look here at these professional fashion photos. Great composition, lots of fish, some driftwood…
Gosh, I would have thought people would want a better view of the clothes. But I did wonder why the other shooters were all setting up tanks.
You’re hopeless. Good fashion photographers spend more on tropical fish than they do on booze. Don’t cry, Kid. here’s a couple of neon tetras to get you started….
A model poses during a photo call for Belfast Fashion Week in Belfast, Northern Ireland March 3, 2010. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton