Comments on: Five annoying things about the Census

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:35:09 +0000

E, hank goodness I am at work and will not be able to view said pic right now cause I am waaaaaayyyyy to hungry at the moment to be able to look at one of your culinary delights!

By: egeria

egeria — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:12:20 +0000

Oh hey, I’ll be posting a pic of my chocolate cake on FB.

Will be spending this afternoon wondering what I can bake this weekend.

By: justM

justM — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:13:03 +0000

Shra, as long as you can have it with some nice Tegretol in it, I am sure it will suffice… in fact, after one you won’t even remember you were craving for Chocolate cake!

By: Shra

Shra — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:39:28 +0000

Chocolate cake………. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I would have to suffice with hot chocolate though….

By: trx323

trx323 — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:36:04 +0000

what about the note under question 7 which asks about the age of Person 1?

“Please report babies as age 0 when the child is less than 1 year old.”

Person 1 is defined in Question 5 as the person who owns or rents the residence.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:28:40 +0000

I do appreciate the fix justM…. you are right, the nothingness makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

By: zeitgeist

zeitgeist — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:48:33 +0000

The last time I was involved in a census was when I was visiting the happy country of New Zealand. Because I was there on the annointed day, I had to fill out a form. At least I could do it ONLINE, yes they let you use that Internet thingy, back in 2008, to file your census return.

By: justM

justM — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:36:14 +0000

Pilot, may I suggest you take a small fix of my recipe? All those questions will slowly, quietly and nicely dither into nothingness…

Just had my afternoon dose, you can tell!

By: CrazyB

CrazyB — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:17:15 +0000

And the government wants to take over our healthcare. Imagine the forms we get to fill out then….

1) What will your weight be 2 weeks from now?
2) Did you gain or lose any additional weight 2 weeks from now that you did not include in question 1?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:37:28 +0000

Oh and also, in regards to the Jesus census poster… was it an immaculate census? Har har har

And wait… if God is everywhere and in everything, would you have to include Him in your census reply also? What if you don’t believe in God and don’t include Him but it turns out He is real..would you get in trouble? Or how about the opposite?

And what about ghosts that haunt your house?? What if you want an exorcism done but the priest can’t make it until April 2??

And what if I constantly live in a state of denial? Do I have to mark that off as sometimes living or staying somewhere else?????