News, but not the serious kind
He’s got the cash on him, I know it!
Blog Guy, I heard you sometimes help with schoolwork. Like reports and stuff.
Yeah, if you don’t mind virtually no research and getting a D in a course at a mediocre college and graduating into a dead-end job you’ll have until they sack you for incompetence, I can help.
Wow, that sounds great! I need to do a 1000-word report on Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva , who is apparently the president of Brazil or someplace.
Okay, looking at a recent photo, it appears he’s a deadbeat. I think here he’s at a restaurant with other leaders, and he’s pulling the old, “Oh, I left my wallet at the hotel” scam.
Clearly, they don’t believe him, and it’s getting ugly. I think they all had steak because he said it was on him, so they’re going to beat it out of him.
This is great stuff, Blog Guy! What else?
Uh, it seems he has an unnatural fixation with other people’s noses. I’m no shrink, but it looks like a fetish.
So your report could say something like, “If you go to Brazil, don’t lend the president any money, and don’t let him near your nose.” But put in a lot of adjectives to stretch it to 1,000 words.
This is awesome. I can’t thank you enough, Blog Guy!
It was nothing. It happens I’m doing a Wikipedia item on him, anyway.
Top: Brazil’s President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva (L) reaches into his pocket after a joint news conference with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas (C) in the West Bank city of Ramallah, March 17, 2010. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman
Middle: Lula da Silva wipes the face of his wife Marisa in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Sergio Moraes
Bottom: Lula interacts with Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez in a 2009 file photo. REUTERS/Jorge Silva